PhoneyFuck
A phoneyfuck is a person who always has multiple cell phones on them or near them.
Phoneyfucks are a disgrace to the meaning of trust and friendship and aren’t even aware of their own reckless behavior.
If you have more than a business line and a personal cell phone number, you might be a phoneyfuck.
If you have to change your number twice in one month, you are probably a phoneyfuck.
If you have two cell phones on your possession that you switch back and fourth, phoneyfuck.
If you give a different cell number to the same person three times a year, phoneyfuck!
Never trust them…they can end up losing one at any time or they get them stolen, exposing god knows what kind of private information that was stored on them. They keep them unlocked because they can not possibly remember 30 different passwords or even keep track of their own phone numbers.
They are basically reckless enough to be in the snitch/informant class of human beings because eventually those extra phones end up in law enforcement hands or other authorities.
Phoneyfucks are dumfucks with minimal intelligence. Best to keep them away from the circle if you value your privacy.
Phoneyfucks are a disgrace to the meaning of trust and friendship and aren’t even aware of their own reckless behavior.
If you have more than a business line and a personal cell phone number, you might be a phoneyfuck.
If you have to change your number twice in one month, you are probably a phoneyfuck.
If you have two cell phones on your possession that you switch back and fourth, phoneyfuck.
If you give a different cell number to the same person three times a year, phoneyfuck!
Never trust them…they can end up losing one at any time or they get them stolen, exposing god knows what kind of private information that was stored on them. They keep them unlocked because they can not possibly remember 30 different passwords or even keep track of their own phone numbers.
They are basically reckless enough to be in the snitch/informant class of human beings because eventually those extra phones end up in law enforcement hands or other authorities.
Phoneyfucks are dumfucks with minimal intelligence. Best to keep them away from the circle if you value your privacy.
Hey Bob, be careful around Clarence, he’s running around bragging about all the new phones he got from different people. He’s being a phoneyfuck trying to put service on all of them.
“Yeah I think it’s time we sit his phoneyfucking ass down and piss in his ears.
“Yeah I think it’s time we sit his phoneyfucking ass down and piss in his ears.
PhoneyFuck by TwiztedSnowman January 18, 2025
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