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Phonefart 

Those times where you leave your cellular device on a table or hard surface and when left on vibrate rings making a brrrrrrt-brrrrrrrt-brrrrrt sound. Similar to it's organic cousin but is purely technological.
The Phonefart includes iphones, blackberries, zack morris' telephone, any cellular device left on a table.
Phonefart by toytony March 2, 2011

Phonetarted 

The inability to properly use a phone; especially one with multiple lines
Chuck: How is the new receptionist?

Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.

Chuck: She must be phonetarted.
Phonetarted by the bride1048 August 12, 2010

Phonesmack 

The act of randomly smacking someone in the face with your cellphone.
You my friend, have just been phonesmacked.
Phonesmack by Miaed May 6, 2011

Phonestrated 

I phonestrated because my phone keeps crashing
Phonestrated by Ash__B February 2, 2017

phonestration 

A state of frustration brought on by continuous phone calls.
(incoming or outgoing)
I had the worst case of phonestration after the fiftieth phone call this hour.
phonestration by I did this October 16, 2009

Phone smart 

Referring to the younger generation that is only smart because they look things up on their smart phone.
Todd is phone smart because he know show to use Google.
Phone smart by BDoc2211 April 13, 2016