phonestration 

A state of frustration brought on by continuous phone calls.
(incoming or outgoing)

I had the worst case of phonestration after the fiftieth phone call this hour.

phonestration by I did this October 16, 2009

Penestration 

To become frustrated from the inability to penetrate or be penetrated sexually.

Despite copius amounts of lubricant, Carl's fat, girthy cock was simply to big to cram into Dana's tight bung hole. After an hour of trying, they both gave up feeling nothing but penestration.

Penestration by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

poonetration 

Derived from both a noun and a verb; poon and penetration. This explains when a male penetrates the vaginal front of a woman and begins sexual intercourse that penetrates rough. It cannot be used in an amateur setting due as a certain level of sexual experience is required to qualify for poonetration. The sexual activity can also be used with foreplay if the situation can apply.

"I'm about to start the long and winding road of poonetration on your sister tomorrow."

"I'm getting ready for the poonetration to begin!"

poonetration by Josh FTW! April 13, 2008

Phonestipation

Not being able/wanting to poop without your phone.

I left my phone at home now I have phonestipation.

Phonestipation by JonCo September 1, 2013