Phonestrated 

Frustrated with your cellphone

I phonestrated because my phone keeps crashing

Phonestrated by Ash__B February 2, 2017

Phonetarted 

The inability to properly use a phone; especially one with multiple lines

Chuck: How is the new receptionist?

Molly: She sucks. She keeps disconnecting people.

Chuck: She must be phonetarted.

Phonetarted by the bride1048 August 12, 2010

Phonestracted 

Distracted by phone (especially social media)

“My kids are constantly phonestracted!”

Phonestracted by romeistr April 13, 2022

phonestration 

A state of frustration brought on by continuous phone calls.
(incoming or outgoing)

I had the worst case of phonestration after the fiftieth phone call this hour.

phonestration by I did this October 16, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004