Poff

Shortening of the British "Post Office". Used when one wants to visit said Poff.

"Im hungry" "Poff we go!"

by Joe Plant May 19, 2008

Poff

This fine word is a magnificent mix of the two fine words ‘ponce’ and “poof”

The word and be used in any honorary situation it can also be used in any context

It’s just that magnificent

Matt and Barbara enter her front door when they see that her dog Gunther has dropped an a big ol’ turd perched on the living room sofa

“Oi that’s the lushous DFS sofa known to man you massive fucking cunting hairy poff!!!” Says Matt

*punts Gunther square in the jaw*
*chins and lamps Barbara clean on the spot then runs*

by Niall Taylor September 5, 2019

Poff

A poff is a sort of exhale-laugh. it's not a 'ha ha' but more of a scoff sounding noise. It's similar to a chuckle in that it's a step below a laugh

Aw man, I just poffed at your meme.

by Faux Fawn June 27, 2019

Poff

An expression of dismissal of another's comment.
The sound of a vein in your head popping to a obtuse or vapid comment.

So you think that Football is way more important than being intelligent? Poff!

by HazMatador September 28, 2003

Poff

A stuck up homesexual

guy 1 - "Man that guy is such a poff!"
guy 2 - "Yea he is!"

by T1_3VOM September 10, 2006

Poff

Proof of fake friends

Jake was spreading rumors about Khamoni*
Khamoni: jake you’re Poff

by Geniusblackgirl! August 8, 2020

Poff

Someone who has homo-sexual tendencies, but is straight.

Aww dude your such a Poff!!

by GDawgInTheMix2k6 August 3, 2010