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when you're telling a story thats really exciting and you want people to know that it is true
'so I'm walking down the street and guess who I saw! Doctor Who, no joke!'
by Pollage February 28, 2008
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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Pronounced as NoooooO joke. Originated in Offaly.

It is often used in a scenario to highlight how serious you are about a matter that would otherwise be regarded as humorous. It can also be used in a sarcastic manner. For example, when you are reply to a girlfriends statement.
I love dressing like Matt, no joke!


Q: Kevin am I a good cook?

Reply: No Joke!
by Ginger Beard Kev December 15, 2010
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a comment that in literal context would mean "dont joke" but used as a sarcastic response that is in agreement with a statment.
Person 1: Man, I am so bored!
Person 2: Yeah, No joke.
by Jailbait Kate June 18, 2007
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True or stating that said statement is "Not a Joke"
Example 1: I got a Girl and a Job! NO JOKE!!!
Example 2: I heard you got shot at? Dude that's, No Joke don't take that lightly
by Supa Swagg June 07, 2009
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no joke is a saying used in describing a smoking hot girl. like jessica simpson or lindsay lohan and hilary duff.
Daaaam that girl is no dam joke bro shes fine as hell.

dam bro ur girl is no joke.
by antonio y lorenzo February 18, 2005
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to let your stupid friends know that there is no joke in the story that you are telling them
and/ or to let them know that you are being serious
dude, dude, no joke, no joke her pussy stank
by whitebalck October 07, 2018
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