when you're telling a story thats really exciting and you want people to know that it is true
'so I'm walking down the street and guess who I saw! Doctor Who, no joke!'
by Pollage February 28, 2008
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a comment that in literal context would mean "dont joke" but used as a sarcastic response that is in agreement with a statment.
Person 1: Man, I am so bored!
Person 2: Yeah, No joke.
by Jailbait Kate June 18, 2007
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no joke is a saying used in describing a smoking hot girl. like jessica simpson or lindsay lohan and hilary duff.
Daaaam that girl is no dam joke bro shes fine as hell.

dam bro ur girl is no joke.
by antonio y lorenzo February 18, 2005
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to let your stupid friends know that there is no joke in the story that you are telling them
and/ or to let them know that you are being serious
dude, dude, no joke, no joke her pussy stank
by whitebalck October 7, 2018
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Telling a joke and someone taking it seriously but are too embarrassed to admit it, so they try to cover it up with another joke.
Girl #1: OMG that shirt makes you look fat.
Girl #2: It's just the material!
Girl #1: I was just kidding..
Girl #2: Oh, yeah I know; me too.
Girl #1: No joke on joke.
by Melanieee June 9, 2008
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1) A type of statement or question that sounds or looks as though it is humorous, but is in fact, not in any way funny. Also called a non-entendre. Usually simply a reference, or a non-sequitur that is not even accidentally funny. Followed either by the phrase "get it?" or by immediate, raucous laughter if the audience are hipsters. (Hipsters are notorious for laughing at jokes they don't understand, to feign comprehension.)

2) A joke similar to 1., but with the intention of frustrating or confusing the audience, rather than pleasing them.
1) Bill: I drank so much milk I fell down, and I was like, whoa, what is this, Terminator 2?
(A minute of silence)
Mike: Bill, that's a lone, confusing reference, not a joke. It is also not a witty observation. You have now performed a hat trick of no-joke jokes, and unless you stop talking, we will throw you out of your own party.

2) An intentional No-Joke Joke:
Q: What is the difference between a duck?
A: One of it's legs are both the same!
by The Great Pumpkin February 10, 2009
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When a joke is quickly followed by more supplemental jokes building upon the comedic situation ultimately resulting in mass humor hysteria.
HAHAHAHA, omg George I can't believe how many jokes you just told, you got jokes on jokes!
by curious george88 April 12, 2010
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