Phlupt 

As in when a large-assed woman sits on a toilet and has to spread her butt cheeks apart and she sits down.

Baby why do you grab your butt cheeks and pull them apart when you sit down on the toilet?

My ass is so big I have to "PHLUPT" my asscheeks apart when I sit down to take a shit!

Phlupt by Dan-Halie February 16, 2023

phlupitt 

An unwanted crease in a freshly ironed article of clothing

i wanted to have a good looking shirt to wear for dinner tonight but this phlupitt across the chest of my shirt makes it look like shit.

phlupitt by P 184 October 4, 2006

phlutch 

A portmanteau of phone and clutch. A term for a very small bag that has a special smartphone compartment as well as sections for money, cards, and other essentials.

Laura, leave your handbag, we're only popping out to get some food! Just carry your Phlutch.

phlutch by BBreaga November 3, 2020

phlupunk 

The act of dick slapping someone in the face. Refers to the sound that is made.

She likes to get phlupunked.

Sometimes you just have to pull it out and phlupunk her.

phlupunk by xOrder November 3, 2013

phluntin' 

When someone pretends to be a thug/gangster, much like people from New Jersey.

Guy: Amanda why you always be phluntin'.
Amanda: I just wanna fit in wit choo jawns.

Guy: Floppin, Monopoly you's stoopid.

phluntin' by ThyREFLEX January 22, 2015

Phlups 

A unique individual who wears ugly sweaters, and is perpetually late.

That guy is really a Phlups.

Phlups by PhlupsMaster December 11, 2009

phluphy 

He is probably the coolest person ever. He is an illiterate asshole who seems to know everything that is useless. He can make an ass of himself while doing nothing. This dude is seriously a retard. He seriously doesn't even deserve this space on the Internet; he is a waste of life. Yes I know saying he is the coolest person ever and that he sux at life is a contradictory statement, but his obnoxious attitude some how works with him, making him cool.

Person 1: Phluphy just posted some more dumb ass bucket shit. why hasn't he been banned from the forums yet?

Person 2: Cus' hes a cool dude?

Administrator: He hasn't been banned cus I think we can use more buckets!

phluphy by Why? So he knows who posted it? January 1, 2008