phlutch 

A portmanteau of phone and clutch. A term for a very small bag that has a special smartphone compartment as well as sections for money, cards, and other essentials.

Laura, leave your handbag, we're only popping out to get some food! Just carry your Phlutch.

phlutch by BBreaga November 3, 2020

plutch 

Poop. A child's polite word for shit, so-called because of the onomatopoeic "Plutch" sound made by a turd hitting the water of the toilet bowl.

Mom! Denise just went plutch in her pants!

plutch by DrDvd November 22, 2006

phlunch

When one (the "phluncher") vomits over someone (the "phlunchee") before punching them in the head in order to escape whilst the phlunchee comes to terms with the phlunching.

Normally used when there is a) a there is a extreme need to vomit b) no unoccupied toilets. Clubs are prime phlunching spots.

Phlunchee: "Ah man, I was so drunk the other day, went to the toilet in the club and was sitting there taking a dump when this guy bursts in and vomits over me!"

Friend: "What?! Did you hit him?"

Phlunchee: "I couldn't! He hit me first! I had to recover, wipe my ass, clean the vomit and then go and find him, but he'd run away by then!"

Friend: "Dude, you got phlunched pretty hard"

phlunch by Keyboard_cat October 12, 2010

phutch

to be flown away by a bird

man i was phutched last night

phutch by Sparkz1035 December 9, 2004

Plutch 

Shift into the ditch
Or
Crash

"Hey Google, Golden clutch plutch touch?"

"You know what will happen to the if you hit the plutch, knowing that the computer doesn't have a plutch key!"

Plutch by elekavator April 30, 2022