phluphy

He is probably the coolest person ever. He is an illiterate asshole who seems to know everything that is useless. He can make an ass of himself while doing nothing. This dude is seriously a retard. He seriously doesn't even deserve this space on the Internet; he is a waste of life. Yes I know saying he is the coolest person ever and that he sux at life is a contradictory statement, but his obnoxious attitude some how works with him, making him cool.

Person 1: Phluphy just posted some more dumb ass bucket shit. why hasn't he been banned from the forums yet?

Person 2: Cus' hes a cool dude?

Administrator: He hasn't been banned cus I think we can use more buckets!

phluphy by Why? So he knows who posted it? January 1, 2008

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phlaphytine

a new level of highness, coming from a hooplawalliwallibamditickle.

Man, that party puts me in a phlaphytine

phlaphytine by Sirocco November 14, 2003

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