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to grow out one's hair in the sole purpose of curling it
"I wanna phlock my hair so I can get the boys."
Phlock by Migrate January 14, 2010
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After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
Plock by Sews October 8, 2017
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plooky plock 

A Term Made up by Knuckles while approving memes
"this is an outrage, a travesty, a plooky plock
plooky plock by plofd May 6, 2020
Noun. Swiss-German term. A sweet way to refer to someone as dumb as a stick when he/she does something really clumsy.
Peter stumbles across the PlayStation controller cable while Heidi's playing Tekken 3. Heidi yells at Peter: "Pass doch uf du Pflock!"

Translation: "Watch out you Pflock!"
Pflock by tentakel August 17, 2009
A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.
Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.
phloke by Quadratics July 29, 2008

phrocket 

Animated clip art or computer graphic of a rocket that is phallic in nature.
The inclusion of several phrockets in the powerpoint presentation made many of the employees uncomfortable.
phrocket by RachelLB February 23, 2009

plockman 

Plockman (noun) - A plockman is often referred to as an idiot, jackass, or other offensive/derogatory word. When you call someone a plockman, they should feel humiliated.
Plockman also describes both mail and female body parts. Universal in meaning, you should be able to ask a man or woman how their plockman is.
The work Plockman originated in 2007 and is thought to be created in Las Vegas, NV.
"You sir, are a plockman!"
"Nice Plockman!"
"That's the biggest plockman that I have ever seen!"
plockman by The Deer Shit November 9, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026
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