Phlock

to grow out one's hair in the sole purpose of curling it

"I wanna phlock my hair so I can get the boys."

by Migrate January 14, 2010

Plock

After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock

“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”

by Sews October 8, 2017

plooky plock

A Term Made up by Knuckles while approving memes

"this is an outrage, a travesty, a plooky plock

by plofd May 6, 2020

Pflock

Noun. Swiss-German term. A sweet way to refer to someone as dumb as a stick when he/she does something really clumsy.

Peter stumbles across the PlayStation controller cable while Heidi's playing Tekken 3. Heidi yells at Peter: "Pass doch uf du Pflock!"

Translation: "Watch out you Pflock!"

by tentakel August 17, 2009

phloke

A phloke is simply the opposite of a joke--in other words, a phloke is a bad joke. It is a way of keeping things positive--when someone says a bad joke, you can call it a good phloke--and not hurt anyone's feelings.

Johnny: What do you get when you mix a calculator and a phone?
Paul: I don't know, what do you get?
Johnny: A Call-culator!
Paul: Good Phloke.

by Quadratics July 29, 2008

phrocket

Animated clip art or computer graphic of a rocket that is phallic in nature.

The inclusion of several phrockets in the powerpoint presentation made many of the employees uncomfortable.

by RachelLB February 23, 2009

plockman

Plockman (noun) - A plockman is often referred to as an idiot, jackass, or other offensive/derogatory word. When you call someone a plockman, they should feel humiliated.
Plockman also describes both mail and female body parts. Universal in meaning, you should be able to ask a man or woman how their plockman is.
The work Plockman originated in 2007 and is thought to be created in Las Vegas, NV.

"You sir, are a plockman!"
"Nice Plockman!"
"That's the biggest plockman that I have ever seen!"

by The Deer Shit November 9, 2007