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Philacki
To be dishonest for your own gain. Also means being completely inept and borderline stupid all while thinking you are smart.
Polack don’t crack
Polack don’t crack is the Polish version of Blacks don't crack. It means when a Polish person/someone of Polish decent doesn’t seem to age.
Polack don’t crack by Jeanyevill July 28, 2019
philacki
philacki by Elmamoncito February 14, 2021
Plackised
Susie : Aw man! I was just plackised in front of the whole school!
Teacher 1: It's okay, that plackis will be in big trouble!
Teacher2: You must be a smut...
Teacher 1: It's okay, that plackis will be in big trouble!
Teacher2: You must be a smut...
Plackised by rationalthinking April 28, 2011
Jackson Polack
Jackson Polack by Deadman7755 February 8, 2022
Phrack Whore
This is the step up from a gontermaniac, being a "fan" of the hilariously awful "art" of David Gonterman, self-described as "The Internet's Most Dangerous Cartoonist!" Unlike gontermaniacs, Phrack Whores follow his delightful antics and crappy art obsessively, checking his pages daily and constantly critiquing them online.
The derivation is from Davey's made-up non-swear words, "SHOTZ!!" and "PHRACK!!!"
The derivation is from Davey's made-up non-swear words, "SHOTZ!!" and "PHRACK!!!"
"I'm such a Phrack Whore. I read ALL of 'Baka Breakers,' even though after 56 strips nothing's happened!"
Phrack Whore by The Internet's #1 Phrack Whore October 23, 2004
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.