Pflock

Noun. Swiss-German term. A sweet way to refer to someone as dumb as a stick when he/she does something really clumsy.

Peter stumbles across the PlayStation controller cable while Heidi's playing Tekken 3. Heidi yells at Peter: "Pass doch uf du Pflock!"

Translation: "Watch out you Pflock!"

by tentakel August 17, 2009

Plock

After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock

“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”

by Sews October 8, 2017

plooky plock

A Term Made up by Knuckles while approving memes

"this is an outrage, a travesty, a plooky plock

by plofd May 6, 2020

plockman

Plockman (noun) - A plockman is often referred to as an idiot, jackass, or other offensive/derogatory word. When you call someone a plockman, they should feel humiliated.
Plockman also describes both mail and female body parts. Universal in meaning, you should be able to ask a man or woman how their plockman is.
The work Plockman originated in 2007 and is thought to be created in Las Vegas, NV.

"You sir, are a plockman!"
"Nice Plockman!"
"That's the biggest plockman that I have ever seen!"

by The Deer Shit November 9, 2007

plockmaniac

A plockmaniac is typically a man (in rare cases a woman) who, for reasons unknown cannot stop aggressively yanking or rubbing their genitals, often violently to the point of bruising or chaffing.

The most severe cases require intervention of some sort as the plockmaniac can get defensive or downright hostile when confronted about his or her disorder.

Luke often makes women uncomfortable when he's being a plockmaniac; that dude just can't stop yanking his wang, he's been hospitalized for it in the past.

by Ransoms Dutch February 20, 2020

Bloody Polock

Breakfast drink consisting of Polish Vodka, V-8 Vegetable juice, Worcestershire, Tabasco, and lemon. Served with garnish of pickled onion and cured meat (preferably Kielbasa)

Had to have a Bloody Polock this morning to set me straight.

by Polish Drunk March 17, 2011

Plocked

One who does not join a Virtual Party

“Join the Plocked or you’re being blocked.

by Joedafan August 19, 2019