plockman

Plockman (noun) - A plockman is often referred to as an idiot, jackass, or other offensive/derogatory word. When you call someone a plockman, they should feel humiliated.
Plockman also describes both mail and female body parts. Universal in meaning, you should be able to ask a man or woman how their plockman is.
The work Plockman originated in 2007 and is thought to be created in Las Vegas, NV.
"You sir, are a plockman!"
"Nice Plockman!"
"That's the biggest plockman that I have ever seen!"
by The Deer Shit October 22, 2007
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Plockman-19

A virus emanating from the plockman, airborne and as spreadable as Covid-19 but way worse since it affects the plockman. Ruinous effects occur primarily on the plockman, highly visible and looks like a crime scene in the crotchal region.
He's out of the office with Plockman-19.
What's wrong with your plockman, looks like Plockman-19.
by Ransoms Dutch March 25, 2025
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