plockman 

Plockman (noun) - A plockman is often referred to as an idiot, jackass, or other offensive/derogatory word. When you call someone a plockman, they should feel humiliated.
Plockman also describes both mail and female body parts. Universal in meaning, you should be able to ask a man or woman how their plockman is.
The work Plockman originated in 2007 and is thought to be created in Las Vegas, NV.

"You sir, are a plockman!"
"Nice Plockman!"
"That's the biggest plockman that I have ever seen!"

plockman by The Deer Shit November 9, 2007

Plockman-19 

A virus emanating from the plockman, airborne and as spreadable as Covid-19 but way worse since it affects the plockman. Ruinous effects occur primarily on the plockman, highly visible and looks like a crime scene in the crotchal region.

He's out of the office with Plockman-19.
What's wrong with your plockman, looks like Plockman-19.

Plockman-19 by Ransoms Dutch March 24, 2025

plockmaniac

A plockmaniac is typically a man (in rare cases a woman) who, for reasons unknown cannot stop aggressively yanking or rubbing their genitals, often violently to the point of bruising or chaffing.

The most severe cases require intervention of some sort as the plockmaniac can get defensive or downright hostile when confronted about his or her disorder.

Luke often makes women uncomfortable when he's being a plockmaniac; that dude just can't stop yanking his wang, he's been hospitalized for it in the past.

plockmaniac by Ransoms Dutch February 20, 2020

plochmans

plochmans, your mom used plochmans to wash out your mouth as punishment not realizing that you thought it was delicious, plochmans

plochmans, whaddaya like frenchs ya coward, plochmans
plochmans, hope ya like flavor, plochmans

plochmans by ploch man s July 21, 2009