Plock

After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.

Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).

The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock

“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”

“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”

“It’s not please, it’s plock!”

by Sews October 8, 2017

plock

To smack a chicken with your wang. A custom found in many Asian nations.

Wing Chan just plocked another one!

by Grant October 1, 2003

plock

(v.) hitting any type of bird or fish a wiener. can also be used to insult someone who has sex with sluts.

plocking/plocker/plockee/plockage/P-LOCK

"the student trip to the bird-sanctuary was a complete disaster... i've never seen so much plockage in my life."

by vicious April 19, 2004

plock

prank-block, when someone denies another person the chance to pull a prank on someone

person 1: hey buddy that chick is checking you out
person 2: where?!
person 3: he's kidding there is no chick
person 4: mate why'd you plock me?

by prankster24 January 13, 2009

Plock

An act which involves one individual dropping his balls into the ass-hole of another during coitus.

"Hey Pete, you wouldn't believe the freak that I met last night...she was even game for some plocking!"

"Your telling me that you have never plocked?!? Dude YOLO"

"Oh shut up, don't be a stupid plocker"

by BigWangDavey July 19, 2012

plock

Plock is a term frequently used to reference a woman's private area. Specifically, this is used when referencing a woman who may have a particularly unattractive area.

That skank is over there throwing her plock all over that guy on the dance floor.

by amdubz August 12, 2009

Plock

A Steven universe fan

Nephrite: I need light to live because I’m a rock
Onion: so you’re a Plock?

by Dhdhdhx August 28, 2019