After a long chain of events, 'please' has gradually evolved into 'plock'; the modern-day way of saying ‘please’.
Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).
The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
Many people dedicate their lives to this, and absolutely refuse to use what is known as 'the P word' (please).
The Plock Evolution:
Please > Pls > Plx > Plox > Plocks > Plock
“Yo man, could you plock pass me the beer?”
“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”
“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
“Come on, pretty plock. I’ll owe you one!”
“It’s not please, it’s plock!”
by Sews October 8, 2017
"Hey Pete, you wouldn't believe the freak that I met last night...she was even game for some plocking!"
"Your telling me that you have never plocked?!? Dude YOLO"
"Oh shut up, don't be a stupid plocker"
"Your telling me that you have never plocked?!? Dude YOLO"
"Oh shut up, don't be a stupid plocker"
by BigWangDavey July 15, 2012
by Dhdhdhx August 28, 2019
by Joedafan August 19, 2019
by Grant October 2, 2003
(v.) hitting any type of bird or fish a wiener. can also be used to insult someone who has sex with sluts.
plocking/plocker/plockee/plockage/P-LOCK
plocking/plocker/plockee/plockage/P-LOCK
"the student trip to the bird-sanctuary was a complete disaster... i've never seen so much plockage in my life."
by vicious April 19, 2004
This is the phonetic pronunciation of the 13375p33k (leetspeak) word pl0x, meaning 'please'. Alternate pronunciations are ploox, plowx and puh-lowx. Normally, plocks is used to add emphasis to a question that may or may not be serious, or as a last ditch attempt to get the desired response.
John: Dude, can I have some of your chicken?
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!
Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.
James: No way, broham.
John: Oh my god, PLOCKS?! I'm so hungry!
Joe: Hey buddy, can I have bromission to hook up with your sister, plocks?
John: Haha..ha..ha. No.
Joe: Ooo heh, alrighty.
by srqresistance August 13, 2010