Substitute teacher: "Who is that boy making a penis out of modeling clay?"

Student: "Oh, that's Phil. Phil Atio. He's going out with Connie Lingus. You should send his ass to the principal."

Phil Atio by Justanotherwoodchuck November 29, 2005

Philautiology

An Art and Science based on Philautia, (Gr.) Self-Love
The Study and Practice of Self-Love and Self-Care
An Emerging Interdisciplinary Field of Study and Self-Therapy

Philautiology is an Art and Science based on Philautia, the Greek word for self-love, considered to be the highest form of love there is. Philautiology is the study and practice of self-love and self-care. Philautia is an emerging interdisciplinary field of study and self-therapy.

Philautiology by Myrna-Elois (ME) May 9, 2018

Philation

Not just any sigh, a special sigh... with a slight ahuh at the start and then an annoyed out release of breath(quite long).

Boy A: I got pissed last night and ended up doing weed.

Boy B: Ahuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Boy A: Wow, that's a philation there...

Boy B: What?!(confused)

Philation by Hidden Man April 5, 2009

Philation

A noun to describe a large sigh performed in disapproval of something. It is usually done after someone has said something dumb and/or stupid.
The verb form of this word is to "philate".

After listening to Liam talk about how great Big Brother is, Phil did a philation and hit him in the head.

Philation by True_Story April 5, 2009

Hybra-vibra-phication

The feeling one has when they believe their phone has vibrated in their pocket when it hasn't, only for it to then go off a few seconds later.
A common super power many teenagers of the 21st century have and could use to possibly save the world.

John: 'Hey dude. My phone just went off in my pocket...'
Bill: 'Take a look.'
John: 'Oh wait, it didn't.'
*John's phone vibrates*
John: 'Shit man, now it did.'
Bill: 'You could be Clark Kent with that Hybra-vibra-phication shit, John! That's such an awesome super power!'

Hybra-vibra-phication by Save_Marla_Singer August 20, 2008

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026