PharmD

A doctor of Pharmacy who wishes she was still nerderotic, but now bemoans her unattractiveness by self-medicating and jealously planning her only sister's demise.

Carol was so depressed about her disgusting self image as an ugly PharmD that she attempted suicide by self-medication.

by Theodore Hanley May 18, 2008

PharmacoGynecology

Study of pharmacy in relations to women's health (i.e. bitches and drugs).

I studied PharmacoGynecology to understand why this woman's vagina is all messed up.

by Cracker Black February 8, 2015

Pharmabist

Pharmabist

A shop or hospital dispensary where cannabis is prepared, prescribed or sold.
"the local pharmabist"

The science or practice of the preparation and dispensing of marijuana.
"courses to become a regulated pharmabist"

Countries that allow the medical use of whole-plant cannabis include Australia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Germany, Greece, Israel, Italy, the Netherlands, Peru, Poland, Portugal, and Uruguay. In the United States, 33 states and the District of Columbia have legalized cannabis for medical purposes.

Jeff: Finally somewhere new to pick up my cannabis without getting arrested.

Andy: My Physician is great. I never have any issues with my local Pharmabist. Always fully stocked!

by CannabisKings March 27, 2019

Undocumented Pharmacist

n.:A drug dealer.

The undocumented pharmacist sold me a dime-bag.

by JR Ewing0007 February 2, 2009

Pharmy

A person who is heavily addicted to pharmaceutical drugs and will stop at nothing to obtain them.

Yeah my ex is a total pharmy so let's just say it didn't exactly end well.

by Ranchgirls December 29, 2020

pharmatheology

An unquestioning faith in commercially-manufactured, doctor-prescribed and psychologically-addictive medication as the answer to every perceived or imagined problem.

He could not live without his many pills every day. One allowed him to sleep, another quelled his anxiety, a third lifted his depression, others liberated or inhibited his bodily functions, lowered his cholesterol, regulated his heartbeat, soothed his aches, sharpened his vision, slowed his cognitive decline, boosted his testosterone, lowered his blood pressure, increased his immunity, banished unwelcome thoughts, made him feel normal. They interacted to grant him life - so he had been instructed by those selling them, and so he faithfully accepted, a devout disciple of pharmatheology.

by Monkey's Dad June 5, 2023

Big Pharma

Large pharmaceutical companies who pour more money into advertising, marketing, and political lobbying than they do into research, development, production, and distribution of medication. They also extort patients who need medicine for life-saving purposes into paying huge sums of money at an outrageous markup.

Big Pharma increased the price of Epipens to over a thousand dollars, but they cost only two bucks to make.

by Simmaniac January 12, 2021