Phard 

The cards sent most commonly during Christmas Holiday season that are pictures of the sender's family or kids on a postcard type format, instead of a standard opening card, yet still sent in an envelope.

A Christmas card from friends and/or family that is the same card they send to everyone and has a single large picture of the family or several smaller pictures of some or all the family members--some phards just have pictures of their kids. The phard usually has printed text stating something like "Happy Holidays, from John, Jane, John jr., Janey Doe", that way they don't have to write on any of them, just address the envelope.

Phard by Guerre January 6, 2012

Phard 

Phard, to admit embarrassment, or to call someone/thing out also an insult

Not to be confused with fart, phart or fard, phard can be used to admit that you are embarrassed. This definition is not an insult

A separate definition is used when you are calling someone or something out also an insult.

1st Example a:
stubs toe*

Jakob: "phard!"

1st Example b:
Mom: "Did you remember to do your homework?"
You: "Oh, phard"

2nd Example a:
Hits Jacob's shoulder*
Jacob: "Phard you Shawn!"
Shawn: "calm down, I didn't even hot you that hard!"

2nd Example b:
Jack: "you phard."
Shawn: "why is everyone so mean to me today?"

Phard by Eric Amit Alexander the 3rd August 22, 2023

Phandom 

A cult dedicated to the two tall British needs Dan Howell and Phil Lester

yes, it's a cult

The phandom is literally everywhere. There is no escape.

Phandom by oh dear, I'm nothing to you. November 6, 2017

Manny Pardo

Everybody's favorite Thick Skinned ace detective! Detective Pardo is on the search for the most cunning of all the criminals the Miami Mutilator using only his rugged good looks and his thick skin. He also kills a few degenerates along the way.

Manny Pardo was born with THICK SKIN!
Remember that time the ace detective killed Tony and his concerning thin skin?

Manny Pardo by MosbeyBarney June 6, 2019

Phandom 

A cult.
Yes, i said a cult

the scariest of them all

The Phandom is everywhere. there is no escape. once you're in it, theres no getting out

Phandom by pointlesslyhowell June 5, 2018

Phandom 

The hell hole known as a fanbase for popular YouTuber dorks Dan Howell and Phil Lester. Many members of the phandom ship phan

The phandom is a crazy community full of over analysists and people from the ages 12-21 who come for the cute boys and English accents and stay for the accidental innuendos and existential crisis.

And remember, don't cry, craft.

Becky: "Oh my god the phandom is everywhere, they're so fucking annoying."

Jessica: Shut up, Becky! No one asked you! *hugs copy of The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire*

Phandom by aorosess July 23, 2016

Phandom 

A large group of teens whose lives have been taken over by two British guys (Dan and Phil). Dan is an internet cult leader and Phil is a ray of sunshine who is to innocent for this cruel world.

Friend 2 'Why haven't you been talking to anyone?'
Friend 1 'I've fallen into The Phandom and there's no way out.'
Friend 2 'What is 'The Phandom'?'
Friend 3 'NO DON'T GET HER STARTED'
Friend 1 'Too late. The Phandom is...'

Phandom by TheUltimatePhanMember August 21, 2016