Phallie 

Phallie is beautifully unique in every way :)
Has the best spunky style and can pull anything off!

A small town girl with potential of being a city girl.

Girly, but hippie.
True believer in "I like to keep my money right where i can see it - hanging in my closet."
Has a lot of hopes and dreams and is a hopeless romantic.
Best roomie ever!

Did you see the outfit she was wearing? Of course, only Phallie could pull that off!

Phallie by yassy17 October 15, 2010

phallicious 

A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.

Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the next guy she intends to suck off.

phallicious by Nikki Stixx February 3, 2020

Phallentine's Day 

February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.

Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.

Phallentine's Day by gngomez January 25, 2017

Phallic halitosis 

Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.

I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the Phoenix Dip to exacerbate her condition.

Phallic halitosis by -=Quickie=- April 8, 2008

Phillies Defense

a legal exemption for all citizens of Philadelphia for a variety of crimes ranging from rioting, prostitution, and parking tickets, when their sports teams do well.

1. "My friend Bobby got arrested for streaking through downtown Philadelphia after Game 4. He's exercising the Phillies Defense in court on Monday."

2. I'm offering up sex on craigslist for WS tix. If I get busted, I'll just use the Phillies Defense."

Phillies Defense by FunThrax October 28, 2009

phallic

of, or pretaining to the penis.

Dude... the Washington Monument is SO phallic!

phallic by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001

Pink Phallic Object 

Pink dildo from dank memer

Wow I randomly got a pink phallic object in my inventory

Pink Phallic Object by NotCinamon December 25, 2019