A condition or state of being in which a person (female) has a strong and unwavering desire to suck cock/dick and consume/eat semen.
Never have I seen such a woman as phallicious as Betsy. I swear anytime I get around her she's got dick on her breath and looking for the nextguy she intends to suck off.
February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's Day on February 13th and Valentine's Day on February 14th. It is a day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.
Hey Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's Day.
Bad breath resulting from frequent cocksucking. Usually contains a hint of smagma and/or semen.
I hooked up with this chick Jaime last night but she had a bad case of phallic halitosis. Because of this, in lieu of foreplay I went straight to the PhoenixDip to exacerbate her condition.
The fear of the fear of getting a boner while thinking about being touched and watched by a fat duck while simultaneously sleeping, driving, publicly speaking, cooking, and dreaming.
How the fuck can I provide an example for phallophronemohypnoglossovehomageiricoanatidaeobesoaphenphosmoneirophobophobia when absolutely no one in the world has it?