February 12th. A phallic celebration. A superior holiday to precede Galentine's
Day on February 13th and Valentine's
Day on February 14th. It is a
day to spend time with your fellow bros and dudes while doing manly things.
Hey
Chris, I heard the ladies are getting mani-pedis for Galentine's
Day. Let's go eat some meat, drink some whisky, and start a fire on Phallentine's
Day.