Phaelan 

All Phaelans' are goddesses. They come from a different planet, nothing of this world. They are polite yet not very friendly. They are usually born in early January which makes them Capricorns. True leaders, they are innovative, independent.

They have a natural glow that consumes you, irresistible. They're charm is innocent, yet capturing. They are sweet at heart with a touch of mean. They're beautiful, inside and out. Caring and considerate, they would do almost anything for anyone. They are introverts while also being social butterflies in the right setting.

When they fall in love there is no changing their mind. They are a true romantic and fall hard. The perfect companion, they are the best listeners, lovers, givers. Once you break their heart, expect to never be able to reach out to them again. Anyone would be lucky to have one.

Oh and don't fuck with a Phaelan, they can be cold as hell. They'll be real cool and then cut you off quick.

"Yeah, she's so pretty, reminds me of a Phaelan."

"I've never seen an actual Phaelan before."

Phaelan by fromtheWestsidewithLove August 9, 2019

Phalange 

A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.

"There is a problem with the left Phalange"

Phalange by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019

Sidewalk Phalanx 

A phenomena that occurs when a group of people walk side by side, blocking the entire sidewalk in a phalanx formation. Can be either intentional or simply the actions of inconsiderate, oblivious people.

If that sidewalk phalanx does not let me through I might have to walk in the dirt!

Sidewalk Phalanx by lolcatzzzzzz March 7, 2010

Phalangeitis 

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.

Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!

Phalangeitis by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012

phalange 

Something according the Phoebe in 'Friends' claims that Rachel's plane is missing, to stop her flying.

"You have to get off the plane, I have the feeling that something is wrong with the left phalangee"... "Oh my GOD... there's NO phalange!"

phalange by youbrokemytaco March 5, 2008

phalanx 

A 20mm 6 barreled anti-missile CIWS (close-in weapons system) mounted on aircraft carriers and other ships. Designed to be a point defense system, it is the first effective design able to shoot down most anti-ship missiles, including High-g Maneuvering sea skimmer missiles. It's six barreled Vulcan cannon can fire at about 4,500 rounds per minute, creating a virtual wall of lead in front of the enemy missile.

The ship seemed doomed, but the phalanx system came online just in time to shoot down the anti-ship missiles.

phalanx by MArk t3h Great December 26, 2008

phaylanx

The word used for a man who fell in love with whom he thinks to be a hot woman over the internet, but turns out to be an old fat child predator.

Darcy: Goodnight sugarplum. I love you LOM <3xoxoxoxoxox

LOM: Oh phaylanx, you're just too cute.

phaylanx by Somedudeyoyoyo November 28, 2007