Phalangee

Phalangee is your typical witch. She believes in the powers of magic and gemstones. Her aura is bright and happy, but when she senses the demons nearby, she is a completely different witch. She is fun to be friends with, but stay far away from her bad side.

Phalangee loves to perform spells on her enemies.

Phalangee by YOUR HAIRLINE May 17, 2018

Phalangee

they are yo fingers biatch

You better trell me where you got dem drugs before i break off all of yo phalangees cracka!

Phalangee by GALP March 10, 2007

Phalange 

A part of an aeroplane that doesn't exist, but is broken. If it is broken, you must evacuate the plane. The Air hostesses will most likely try to pretend everything is fine. Everything is not fine, you must leave the plane immediately.

"There is a problem with the left Phalange"

Phalange by DonkeyBoy420 August 6, 2019

Phalangeitis 

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.

Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!

Phalangeitis by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012

phalange 

Something according the Phoebe in 'Friends' claims that Rachel's plane is missing, to stop her flying.

"You have to get off the plane, I have the feeling that something is wrong with the left phalangee"... "Oh my GOD... there's NO phalange!"

phalange by youbrokemytaco March 5, 2008

phalangeal penetration 

to insert fingers or toes into a bodily orifice. Aka. "fingering" or "fingerbanging" or "fingerblasting"

"Yo dude, did you hook up with that ho last night?"
"Yeah man, I gots me some phalangeal penetration, you know how I do. No big deal though."

phalangeal penetration by Allan Bridges February 24, 2008

phalangitis

The lingering life infection sustained from going down on a vitriolic cunt too early in the piece

Jonny wished he had thrown a few mentos down the shoot before plunging his face and future into the vitriole. We dont see Jonny anymore, phalangitis has him by the balls

phalangitis by Senator Palpatations May 24, 2018