Phaelene
Phaelenes are actual bosses at life. They can handle themselves in pretty much all social situations because they're like that fr. Be careful around Phaelenes however, as they can easily steal yo mans and yo bitch without a second thought. If you ever meet a Phaelene, it's in your best interest to get on their good side, but don't get lost in the sauce either.
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