Pezzled

Wasted, Drunk, High

I went to the pub last night and got so pezzled that I tried to fuck the lamp-post.

Yeah, I was so fucking pezzled last night that when I got home, I put on my girls knickers and watched deal or no deal.

Pezzled by Big Pab October 18, 2008

Pezzed

the perfect level of drunkenness; on the Scale of Drunkenness (from Buzzed to Black-Out), being pezzed is after being tipsy but before being drunk.

you are relaxed but awake, energetic and outgoing but not making a fool of yourself.

"dude, do shots with me!"

"nah thats ok, I'm already pezzed, i won't need another drink for a bit."

Pezzed by zoeeager August 18, 2008

pizzled 

Faulty, in some unspecified way.

From the PK Dick short story Autofac, where the word 'pizzled' is used to confuse a robot who keeps delivering unwanted milk. Since there is nothing wrong with the milk, the robot will not stop delivering it, even though the humans don't want it. But when the humans say that it is 'pizzled', the robot is forced to fill in a compaint form which ultimately results in the downfall of the robot factory system.

"This milk is pizzled"

pizzled by Richard Graham October 3, 2006

pezzle 

Bounce something off their nut

I pezzeled an orange off connors nut

I’m going to pezzle Sean

pezzle by Itsyaboitim February 1, 2018

pizzled 

The feeling you get when someone whips out their Blackberry aka crackberry or cell phone and begins having a conversation with someone. It's a cross between pissed off and puzzled.

I was pizzled the other night when my husband started talking on his Crackberry at the dinner table.

pizzled by Nic1010 April 3, 2006

Puzzled 

confused

I am so puzzled as to why people cant keep my damn name out their mouth.

Puzzled by bb993 November 17, 2016

pizzled 

1)very very pissed
2)to describe heavy rain

"You were extremely pizzled last night"
"It pizzled it down last night"

pizzled by gemma February 8, 2004