Pazzled

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Pazzled

by Pazzled November 1, 2019

pizzled

Faulty, in some unspecified way.

From the PK Dick short story Autofac, where the word 'pizzled' is used to confuse a robot who keeps delivering unwanted milk. Since there is nothing wrong with the milk, the robot will not stop delivering it, even though the humans don't want it. But when the humans say that it is 'pizzled', the robot is forced to fill in a compaint form which ultimately results in the downfall of the robot factory system.

"This milk is pizzled"

by Richard Graham October 3, 2006

pizzled

The feeling you get when someone whips out their Blackberry aka crackberry or cell phone and begins having a conversation with someone. It's a cross between pissed off and puzzled.

I was pizzled the other night when my husband started talking on his Crackberry at the dinner table.

by Nic1010 April 3, 2006

Puzzled

confused

I am so puzzled as to why people cant keep my damn name out their mouth.

by bb993 November 17, 2016

Pezzled

Wasted, Drunk, High

I went to the pub last night and got so pezzled that I tried to fuck the lamp-post.

Yeah, I was so fucking pezzled last night that when I got home, I put on my girls knickers and watched deal or no deal.

by Big Pab October 18, 2008

pazzed

absolutely smashed or as young teen boys see it being slightly pissed off a few cans of bourban

oooh man i was PAZZED last night

by oh yeh July 2, 2004

pizzled

1)very very pissed
2)to describe heavy rain

"You were extremely pizzled last night"
"It pizzled it down last night"

by gemma February 8, 2004