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Faulty, in some unspecified way.

From the PK Dick short story Autofac, where the word 'pizzled' is used to confuse a robot who keeps delivering unwanted milk. Since there is nothing wrong with the milk, the robot will not stop delivering it, even though the humans don't want it. But when the humans say that it is 'pizzled', the robot is forced to fill in a compaint form which ultimately results in the downfall of the robot factory system.
"This milk is pizzled"
pizzled by Richard Graham October 3, 2006
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The feeling you get when someone whips out their Blackberry aka crackberry or cell phone and begins having a conversation with someone. It's a cross between pissed off and puzzled.
I was pizzled the other night when my husband started talking on his Crackberry at the dinner table.
pizzled by Nic1010 April 3, 2006
I am so puzzled as to why people cant keep my damn name out their mouth.
Puzzled by bb993 November 17, 2016
I went to the pub last night and got so pezzled that I tried to fuck the lamp-post.

Yeah, I was so fucking pezzled last night that when I got home, I put on my girls knickers and watched deal or no deal.
Pezzled by Big Pab October 18, 2008
absolutely smashed or as young teen boys see it being slightly pissed off a few cans of bourban
oooh man i was PAZZED last night
pazzed by oh yeh July 2, 2004
1)very very pissed
2)to describe heavy rain
"You were extremely pizzled last night"
"It pizzled it down last night"
pizzled by gemma February 8, 2004
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