piturbation 

Noun

1. The act of masturbation while feeling pitiful; pity masturbation
2. A sad way to masturbate
3. A person who cries whilst masturbating

Verb

1. Pity masturbating; Masturbation performed under a sorrow mentality; feeling bad for oneself and conducting a masturbation session; crying and masturbating at the same time.

2. Masturbating to express ones desire to be in a relationship; masturbation done under the condition of loneliness.

Commonly occurring on or during Valentine’s day, a piturbation session can be performed by a person.

Several days after Sam dumped Pat, Pat piturbated while reminiscing on their sexual encounters.

piturbation by Regeven McHesp March 21, 2017

Pasturbation 

Obsessively romanticizing the past.

Mad Men is great TV, if you're into pasturbation.

Pasturbation by fraying August 31, 2010

Perturbation 

A deviation in the state or complex motion of a system, moving object or massive body - caused by outside influences or third parties.

It slipped into the wrong hole and she was not at all perturbed by this perturbation.

Perturbation by Perturbation September 27, 2018

Pissturbation 

To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so.

Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated.

Pissturbation by ICB4LIFE January 25, 2005

posturbation 

also: Posturbating

'liking' or 'upping' your own posts.

If you have to like or up your own post, it's posturbation, and you probably should have kept it to yourself anyway.

posturbation by pteryakisan October 30, 2013

pasturbation 

the act of masturbating to fatty porn or porn featuring beastility.

"I believe that pasturbation is morally wrong."
"I love pasturbation to some hott fatties and some sexy ladies doin' horses."

pasturbation by Benny Lou Diction September 6, 2008

Pasturbation 

Masturbating after you cum, it usually doesn't feel pleasing.

After my girlfriend took my load I did a little bit of pasturbation to keep the mood.

Pasturbation by Pop11 August 19, 2015