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perishable food 

FOOD THAT YOU SHOULD NOT BRING TO THE AVE. The likelihood that this food goes bad is 100%. An avetard will completely forget about this food in the pantry and let it go bad. When it goes bad, an avetard still won't give a shit, and will most likely eat it anyways no matter how old it is and how bad it smells. Most of the food at the Ave also most likely ends up being covered in mold.
Yea, Ian ate those beans that were just sitting on the counter for 3 weeks that smelled like shit even though I told him they were an example of a perishable food, he said they tasted good.
perishable food by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019

Penissaurus Maximus

A small man with a giant ego and a even smaller penis. Arrogant, unknowledgeable, illeterate, incompetent, moronic, illogical, can be seen making monkey faces and picking his nose on live TV. Directly releated to, dickhead, penisface, ignoramus, pinnhead and superchicken.
Jim: I can't believe that George Bush is our president.
Pat: Yeah, everybody knows he's a Penissaurus Maximus.
1) among the hottest persian girls ever.

also in that category are the names Yasmin and Bita
Parissa, whenever I look at you I want to makeout.
Parissa by bpp July 10, 2004

Penissaurus 

A term which can be used as an insult I.E calling someone a dick head. Dick head in this sentence could be replaced with penissaurus.
"Man Alex is such a penissaurus I hate him"
Penissaurus by TheLegitDavid April 23, 2014
Parissa is my girlfriend I love her more than anything and she is a perfect balance of beautiful, gorgeous, funny, and sweet. She is obsessive and clingy but in a good way and she would do anything to make you feel better even though she might be sad or upset. She has the prettiest brown eyes like a very pretty, silky horse fur color and sparkles like an iced tea on a hot summer day. And she is very insecure about her nose, but I think it's really cute and nice. She is a lot of work and she will be very stubborn at times but just be patient with her and its worth it. She is everything you'd need, her love language is physical touch, she plays games with you, she buys you gifts, and she gives the best hugs and kisses. She loves jigsaw puzzles, croissants, ice cream, bagels, sushi, chicken wings, coke, and pizza. She is easygoing and has a lot of personality, so if you are shy don't worry because she has enough personality to make up for the both of us. She really really cares about me and I really love her.
i love parissa:)<3
Parissa by meityler January 16, 2022

peristalsis 

Rhythmic visceral muscle contractions in the digestive system that function to transport ingested materials caudally, unless stimulated by the emesis reflex where the flow of digested material is reversed.
Dude, last night Veronica's peristalsis was inhibited by my massive cock.
peristalsis by CheesyBear November 7, 2014
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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