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penisvagina 

used when you have nothing else to say. used to confuse others and to get off the topic you wish not to talk about. A confuser.
Shanante: Demad! why the freak was you all up in chanequa's grill like that!
Demad: huh? oh, penisvagina
Shanate: ........ok
penisvagina by O'MASTER FLEX December 21, 2004

penisvagina 

substitution for any swear words
*ashlyn drops book on floor*
ashlyn: penisvagina !!

penisagina 

a female version of the male pleasure organ commonly known as the penis, the penisagina is what we refer to as the clitoris.....like the penis, the penisagina also erects during arousal and is the one and only exterior portion of the female genitalia that is capable of producing orgasm upon stimulation
i.e. rub that penisagina!!!
penisagina by Jenny and Yelena April 13, 2007

penisvaginafart 

a phrase used by meme dealers and derpy individuals; used when these kind of people are shook, happy, or bored; used when someone is speechless or needs to break awkward silence
guy 1: oh my god you’re such an asshole like god you’re so irrelevant!
guy2: penisvaginafart
penisvaginafart by ron_dr May 26, 2021

penisvaginawiener

an exclamation of hate towards someone
you fucking penisvaginawiener!!!11!!!!11!!!1!!!!
penisvaginawiener by crapolamonkey January 2, 2012

Penisvaginacock 

A creature so disgusting, you are speechless with disgust when you see it.

It looks like a little man but with penises as legs and he has a vagina. Average human size. Now remove from the waist up. So yeah two walking dicks with a hoo-hah.

One of nature’s greatest mysteries and horrors. Legend says it abducts small children from villages.
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Penisvaginacock?
Person 2: Omg! Look right there! I think it’s Penisvaginaco-
Penisvaginacock by soaked taint April 7, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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