Professor Perceptor
A highly intelligent and perceptive
female who capabilities include, but are not limited to, the following:
1) Mind reader a.k.a. read your thoughts through body temperature fluctuations due to rapid
heart rate increase cause by central nervous system.
2)
"Perceptorship" skills include seeing him blink, breathe, twitch, grab his hat, stroke his hair, roll his eyes, cross his arms, outturn his
toes, and more.
Alternative: A mythological creature from the deep south.
- What did you do Saturday
night? I went perceptoring. If was
darn awful.
- OMG! Did you
see that perceptor?
- I could hear him blinking"