Perceptor 

An Autobot sceintist who transforms into a microscope. Also a nerd.

That Perceptor is such a nerd.

Perceptor by Bobby April 10, 2005

Perceptor 

Professor Perceptor

A highly intelligent and perceptive female who capabilities include, but are not limited to, the following:
1) Mind reader a.k.a. read your thoughts through body temperature fluctuations due to rapid heart rate increase cause by central nervous system.
2)

"Perceptorship" skills include seeing him blink, breathe, twitch, grab his hat, stroke his hair, roll his eyes, cross his arms, outturn his toes, and more.

Alternative: A mythological creature from the deep south.

- What did you do Saturday night? I went perceptoring. If was darn awful.
- OMG! Did you see that perceptor?

- I could hear him blinking"

Perceptor by mayjor2021 November 6, 2021

Extra Sensory Perception 

The awareness of or ability to detect current or future events, other's feelings or thoughts beyond the normal channels of communication or without any tangible contact; clairvoyance; premonition.

Extra Sensory Perception ESP, clairvoyance made him aware the catastrophe was going to happen 3 days before it occurred.

Extra Sensory Perception by SkaWtT December 6, 2014

Perception 

While our sensory receptors are constantly collecting information from the environment, it is ultimately how we interpret that information that affects how we interact with the world. Perception refers to the way sensory information is organized, interpreted, and consciously experienced. Perception involves both bottom-up and top-down processing. Bottom-up processing refers to the fact that perceptions are built from sensory input. On the other hand, how we interpret those sensations is influenced by our available knowledge, our experiences, and our thoughts. This is called top-down processing.

My Perception more messed up then the world

Perception by mennäperille December 18, 2019

perceptive 

capable of perceiving or observing. when you are able to receive outside sensory information. You can take in information or observe something by watching something or by hearing or by smelling or by feeling some touch.

Katie: Joe asked me out for a date.
Laura: Oh, is that what he said in the note he passed to you in class?
Katie: That is very perceptive of you.

perceptive by Dimple Dempsey November 30, 2010

33 percenter 

A female that claims to be a virgin, yet only 33% of her relevant orifices remain pure. How special can it feel to be the first through the front door when the entire football team has been through the back door and explored the chimney already?

"She says she's a virgin but she's totally a 33 percenter. Just ask her about when she blew Scronaldo under the bleachers, or when she let your boy ZK, Alpengeist, Booms, and Brandopolis put it in the back door!"

33 percenter by Count Christoph von Stoph-Stopherson August 8, 2007

Perceptisonic Lag 

The amount of time, at a live performance by a popular band, between the beginning of a song and the beginning of the wave of applause signifying that the audience has realised which song is being played.

A: Man, the Perceptisonic Lag on that song was huge... Did those idiots not know what they were listening to?
B: They did play it pretty different from the album version...
A: Yeah, I guess so. But I knew what it was.

Perceptisonic Lag by unfairrobot December 19, 2012