121 definitions by Bobby

City of homeless, unemployed rednecks in northern Illinois. Rockford is like a little hick town except it is quite big, with all the problems of a big city!
I'm gonna go pick up some hookers and drugs in Rockford and then listen to Toby Keith.
by Bobby February 1, 2004
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Coming From The Italian Word Mareno
by Bobby January 31, 2005
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1. Male speedo swimsuit. See bender. Banana hammock came about by the comparison and the long sexual induendo of the banana to the penis and because the speedo cradles the penis like a hammock would a banana. Hence ... Banana hammock.
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Joe: This banana hammock's crushing my hardyboys. It's no mystery.
by Bobby May 26, 2004
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Identified Butt Snatcher: The close cousin of the UFO's. The aliens that drive the IBS have been identified and scientifically classified. Instead of probing the ass, they simply probe it with their own "Tool".
If youre lucky you will have a close encounter with the IBS and they will take you to Uranus
by Bobby April 6, 2003
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A word originating from the play Anything Goes where the cast sings a song called "Blow Gabriel". Of course this refers to a blow job.
by Bobby December 7, 2004
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insulting someone
referring to them as what you wipe the cum off with
by Bobby April 1, 2005
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