perceptive 

capable of perceiving or observing. when you are able to receive outside sensory information. You can take in information or observe something by watching something or by hearing or by smelling or by feeling some touch.

Katie: Joe asked me out for a date.
Laura: Oh, is that what he said in the note he passed to you in class?
Katie: That is very perceptive of you.

perceptive by Dimple Dempsey November 30, 2010

perceptive vision 

perceptive vision ahah

When someone sees something that is not there, and when they point it out to their friends they are bullied for the next three months

Boy - Hey that cloud looks like a gun
Friend - hah he's got perceptive vision ahah

perceptive vision by Bincub July 12, 2017

Extra Sensory Perception 

The awareness of or ability to detect current or future events, other's feelings or thoughts beyond the normal channels of communication or without any tangible contact; clairvoyance; premonition.

Extra Sensory Perception ESP, clairvoyance made him aware the catastrophe was going to happen 3 days before it occurred.

Extra Sensory Perception by SkaWtT December 6, 2014

Perception 

While our sensory receptors are constantly collecting information from the environment, it is ultimately how we interpret that information that affects how we interact with the world. Perception refers to the way sensory information is organized, interpreted, and consciously experienced. Perception involves both bottom-up and top-down processing. Bottom-up processing refers to the fact that perceptions are built from sensory input. On the other hand, how we interpret those sensations is influenced by our available knowledge, our experiences, and our thoughts. This is called top-down processing.

My Perception more messed up then the world

Perception by mennäperille December 18, 2019

Law of the Lesser Percentile

The law that states whichever phone is at a lower percent gets priority on the charger. Given there is only one charger, the lower percent gets access even if someone else is currently using it. They must give it up.

Tony, give me the charger! The Law of the lesser percentile states that you have to give it to me considering I’m at 12% and you’re at 45%!

Law of the Lesser Percentile by Con Land September 9, 2018

perceived coolness whore 

The annoying individual who claims to be interested or expert in almost any topic that anybody else in a group refers to as cool, often to the extent that their involvement in so many activities and interests, or in a more oscure pursuit or fetish, may seem dubious.

"Hangliding looks cool" eliciting the response "Oh, I LOVE to hanglide, I'm an experienced hangliderist!"

or

"I have a friend who is into CBT" followed by "Ooo, CBT is the coolest - I do it all the time!" leading the original speaker to ask the perceived coolness whore to define CBT in semi-polite company.

At their worst, a perceived coolness whore might stumble, late, into a conversation about female contraceptives or male pattern baldness and, upon hearing a prescription drug name, will claim to have once done lines of the afore-mentioned drug off the back of a hooker at a Hollywood party.

perceived coolness whore by Anthony Sheppard July 31, 2006

sarcasm perceptivity deficiency 

Sarcasm perceptivity deficiency is a socially crippling disorder which renders the sufferer oblivious to sarcasm and leads him to treat sarcastic remarks as if they were sincere.

An interaction with one who suffers from sarcasm perceptivity deficiency might go something like this:

Omar: Hey, let's have an in-depth discussion on existentialism and the significance of man!
Katherine: Gee that sounds reallly fun
Omar: Excellent, so Søren Kierkegaard...

sarcasm perceptivity deficiency by ladybugbunny February 14, 2010