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a term thought up by randorr beck, and used on people with an obessive passion for the fountain pen. Word comes from pen and anorak
Mr Winterburn is such a PENORAK. All he does, all day long is to sit there fiddling with his pen!
PENORAK by pushymybum August 28, 2008
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Penoral Defication

Penoral defication- is a socially accepted form of pissing.
The word comes from the catholic edited version of the Second testament - Roman soldier to Jesus of Nazareth:"gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe? maybe shit and cum?"
Because of vulgarity of the word "piss" theologicians with the help of "minor" assistants came up with the given phrase.
Uncle Balthazar: Hey little Jimmy! Do you want know what Penoral Defication is?
Jimmy in a wheelchair: *drooling*
Uncle Balthazar: *unzips pants* Well you came to the right place! *starts pissing*

penorkel 

A semi chubby penis, particularly when a male is lying in a bath. The penis sticks up out of the water like a snorkel, creating a cross between a penis and a snorkel. A penorkel.

Also used to describe one of lesser intelligence.
Wow, look at my penorkel. My penorkel is coming up for air.

You are such a penorkel.
penorkel by Boomer03 October 30, 2012
Jason is such a fucking penorkle.
Penorkle by S.seagull February 3, 2017

penoakletreenis 

Tree that looks like a penis
i looked over at that tree, and it looked like a pennis. i told my friend, "look over there it looks like a penis". he said wow your right, the name for that tree is a penoakletreenis.

penorkis 

is the official slang word for your bell end. Penis is short for penorkis.
Have a go at the size of his penorkis!
penorkis by Schnafter June 28, 2007

Penorawth 

Penorawth is the ARCH FOE of anything that lives. (Mostly Davidoth.)
He is the complete opposite of anything pleasurable.

He is undead, fugly, smelly, nasty, stupid, retarded, failure, not witty or cunning at all, and hes a super villian.

Penorawth originated when he thought everything with OTH sounded cool after it, but he couldn't have the Oth, therefore creating awth.
Guy 1 - Did you see Sephiroth totally kill Penorawth?
Guy 2 - Ya that was awesome!

Guy 1 - Can you help me kill Astaroth on MapleStory?
Guy 2 - Why don't we just kill PENORAWTH.
Penorawth by Mountaindo September 2, 2010
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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me : just fokin missing her huh?
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