Penoodling

When your elderly mom fondles her boyfriends noodle in your guest room.

I cant believe my mom is upstairs with her boyfriend penoodling.

by Laughingtoohard December 19, 2021

Poodling

When a furry wears a partial fursuit and leaves their skin exposed by wearing shorts or a t-shirt. This is sometimes looked down upon by furries, as it is considered "breaking the magic". Named after the fact that it resembles a poodle with shaved legs.

"That furry couldn't have even been bothered to wear long sleeves. Fucking degenerates, I hate poodling"

by Zanyystar March 7, 2020

poodling

v. To poodle, having poodled, or to engage in poodling. 1.To worry incessantly over the unknown, characterized by clasping and unclasping the hands, tapping fingers together over and over again, and raising the eyebrows thus furrowing the brow. 2.To approach minutia with extreme trepidation.
From early 19th cen. German 'Pudelhÿng'

My wife's getting a nose ring today and I'm totaly poodling over it. You think you've got problems, the girl I'm dating won't wear my pajamas, I've poodled over it for days.

by boo boo the bear May 25, 2007

potnoodling

A form of the verb 'to potnoodle.'

A better way of saying 'I am eating a potnoodle.'

I was watching TV and potnoodling last night.

by himynameisjesss September 4, 2010

Poodling

The act of grinding facing frontwards. The girl's crotch is repeatedly rubbing against the guy's leg, like humping. Small dogs like poodles love to hump things.

Did you see Jenny last night?

Ya what a slut, she poodled every guy there!

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Holy shit, I just danced with Sarah, and I have a wet spot on my upper thigh!

Ya, that bitch loveeeees poodling

by gravitybeatz.blogspot.com December 7, 2010

Poodling

Messing about, wasting time. Doing nothing productive

She was Poodling about all morning and never got the jobs done.
He was Poodling on the internet all night so ended up not going out.

by EllieCee May 30, 2008

Poodling

In competitive Roller Derby, the practice of intentionally incurring an additional minor penalty in order to gain an eventual strategic advantage. The accumulation of four minors is equivalent to a major. A skater who is about to become the "jammer", or scoring skater, does not want to start their turn with three minors, because if their "major" comes during their scoring turn the other team will get a boatload of points. So... a skater with three minors who is about to be the "jammer" will take a false start penalty, serve the one-minute major and get it out of the way before their jam starts.

She's going to be the next jammer, but she's got three minors. She'll probably resort to poodling.

by Doctor George June 19, 2011