Penmaxxing 

Procuring a selection of pristine writing instruments of unparalleled quality necessitates a meticulous pursuit, entailing substantial investment in artisanal craftsmanship and exquisite materials. Such an endeavor demands discerning scrutiny and unwavering commitment to excellence.

The acquisition process entails navigating intricate channels of suppliers renowned for their uncompromising standards, ensuring each implement embodies precision engineering and timeless elegance, thus epitomizing the pinnacle of writing instrument sophistication.

David: Hey Jesse chuck us a pen.

Jesse: Sorry champ this is an exclusive Mont Blanc Meisterstück Limited Edition.

Women in the room: Dude Jesse is totally penmaxxing!

Penmaxxing by Penmaxxer545 February 20, 2024

Pegmaxxing

Going to the full extremities of female on male strap-on dildo fucking.

person 1: "you know jeff was drunk and admitted to taking up pegmaxxing with his gf"

person 2: "Oh hell nah. rip jeff's bumhole, he aboutta become mr bootloose!"

Pegmaxxing by mr serpentine September 1, 2023

Pennymaxxing 

When you're posting photos of a small teacup yorkie dog. People also use the term "Penny posting" when sending photos of the small dog. It's quite a silly term and will often be thrown around and said randomly.

Adam: Hey, what are you guys doing?

Jackson: I'm up pennymaxxing *proceeds to send photos of small teacup yorkie dog*
Adam: Woah

Pennymaxxing by Silly little dog lover December 12, 2023

pupmaxxing 

To breed a dog, specifically in use for the vtuber Bonnie Barkswell

It’s time for pupmaxxing

pupmaxxing by Playr34 May 31, 2024

Pupmaxxing 

A term coined by Bonnie Barkswell and her community: the use of methods to ensure fertility and pregnancy in fear of infertility due to her being a hag.

Term really only applies to dog girls, canines, or anything that has their offspring referred to as pups.

That woman over there is really pupmaxxing right now.

Pupmaxxing by RandomVtuberWatcher14 July 3, 2024

piemaxxing

eating a curry-based pie, then getting the runs.

Look at him, he’s piemaxxing all over his new sofa!

piemaxxing by timwesty1505 May 4, 2026

Pennymaxxing

The act of spending a minuscule amount of money (usually 1 cent or 1 crown) specifically to trigger a disproportionately large financial fee or administrative headache for the recipient, without gaining anything, just for the laughs.
There are multiple methods of pennymaxxing, here is one of them:

1. Find a target with a "Transparent Account" or a business bank (like Revolut Business) that charges a flat fee for incoming transfers.
2. Send them $0.01 (or 1 CZK).
3. The bank charges the target $5.00 (or 100 CZK) to process that penny.
4. Repeat 1,000 times until the target is bankrupted by "donations."

That disinformer from Prague 9 opened a Revolut account for donations, so the internet started pennymaxxing him. He got 5 crowns in total but ended up owing the bank 5,000 in fees. Absolute poormaxxing legend.

Pennymaxxing by Capinol March 5, 2026