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Penmaxxing 

Procuring a selection of pristine writing instruments of unparalleled quality necessitates a meticulous pursuit, entailing substantial investment in artisanal craftsmanship and exquisite materials. Such an endeavor demands discerning scrutiny and unwavering commitment to excellence.

The acquisition process entails navigating intricate channels of suppliers renowned for their uncompromising standards, ensuring each implement embodies precision engineering and timeless elegance, thus epitomizing the pinnacle of writing instrument sophistication.
David: Hey Jesse chuck us a pen.

Jesse: Sorry champ this is an exclusive Mont Blanc Meisterstück Limited Edition.

Women in the room: Dude Jesse is totally penmaxxing!
Penmaxxing by Penmaxxer545 February 20, 2024
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pupmaxxing 

To breed a dog, specifically in use for the vtuber Bonnie Barkswell
It’s time for pupmaxxing
pupmaxxing by Playr34 May 31, 2024

Pupmaxxing 

A term coined by Bonnie Barkswell and her community: the use of methods to ensure fertility and pregnancy in fear of infertility due to her being a hag.

Term really only applies to dog girls, canines, or anything that has their offspring referred to as pups.
That woman over there is really pupmaxxing right now.

piemaxxing

eating a curry-based pie, then getting the runs.
Look at him, he’s piemaxxing all over his new sofa!
piemaxxing by timwesty1505 May 4, 2026

Poesmaxxing

When somebody is being a straight up POES that theyre genuinely trying to reach the ultimate poes form. similar to lookmaxxing, poesmaxxing is always someone doing too much. “Poes” is the afrikaans word for “annoying” or someone u dont wanna be around.
“Whoa that girl is such a poes”
“Yeah bro shes lowkey poesmaxxing”
Poesmaxxing by Hannahhabibi May 22, 2026
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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