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The Prophecy of The Penisman and Peniswoman 

The Prophecy of Penisman and Peniswoman states that they shall fall in love.
Like in Romeo and Juliet except it last a lifetime and don't kill themselves.

They will have a kid known as the chosen one
Have you ever heard the prophecy of the Penisman and Peniswoman

Penis Woman 

An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)
That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.
Penis Woman by Hukra February 21, 2009

penismanship 

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.
"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."
penismanship by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

Penismancer 

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis
oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace
Penismancer by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022
A jackass. Someone who is probably your close friend that you wish would just go away. A person who makes stupid ass decisions.
Dude, you're a fucking penisman.

What are you...a penisman?

Yo penisman!

Hey penis person, look at that stupid penisman.

Hey penisman! Go pound that peniswoman!
Penisman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

penismannsex 

penismannsex is the sexual intercourse with or between Penismännern.
"last weekend i had incredible penismannsex"

"Hello Penismann, are you down for penismannsex tomorrow?"
penismannsex by Valkrym March 11, 2023