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Peniswoman 

A guy or a girl who cannot seem to get the sand out of their vagina. A dumb bitch.
Damn, I hate that peniswoman.

If only I were a penisman...then I would punish that peniswoman
Peniswoman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010
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The Prophecy of The Penisman and Peniswoman 

The Prophecy of Penisman and Peniswoman states that they shall fall in love.
Like in Romeo and Juliet except it last a lifetime and don't kill themselves.

They will have a kid known as the chosen one
Have you ever heard the prophecy of the Penisman and Peniswoman

Penis Woman 

An aggressive, rude and curt woman who seems very man-like and often picks on women who are more feminine or soft spoken (and sometimes smaller than her). usually seen walking around in long strides, dressed in 3 piece suits. (Not to be mistaken with a bitch who can often be quite feminine)
That penis woman! She screamed at me to get of the way, spat on my Jimmy choos, mocked my fabulous poncho and stole my cab! I'm going for a facial.
Penis Woman by Hukra February 21, 2009

penismanship 

The artistic style of an individual's drawn penises.
"No, Fred definitely drew that obscene picture in my agenda; look, it is his penismanship."
penismanship by Sahg_E_Bheubs January 13, 2014

Penismancer 

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis
oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace
Penismancer by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022
A jackass. Someone who is probably your close friend that you wish would just go away. A person who makes stupid ass decisions.
Dude, you're a fucking penisman.

What are you...a penisman?

Yo penisman!

Hey penis person, look at that stupid penisman.

Hey penisman! Go pound that peniswoman!
Penisman by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

penismannsex 

penismannsex is the sexual intercourse with or between Penismännern.
"last weekend i had incredible penismannsex"

"Hello Penismann, are you down for penismannsex tomorrow?"
penismannsex by Valkrym March 11, 2023
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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