peniso
peniso by Josethechub September 30, 2023
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Peniso Lasero
A super power-like move that can be done by humping the air once. When doing so it creates a big beam of blue piss.
Peniso Lasero by DemilSpotify October 12, 2022
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Guacamole nigga penis
Some real nigga shit
Guacamole nigga penis by Cheesey Animated Productions April 6, 2019
Pilgrim Penis
Pilgrim Penis by JR32 October 14, 2020
puff penis
A painful constriction of the opening of the foreskin so that it cannot be drawn back over the tip of the penis.
Joe: "So, what'd you do to get exiled?"
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
Quagmire: "Ah, I slept with an underaged virgin to cure my puff penis."
puff penis by thislunchmeatsmellslikefarts August 11, 2017
penis travelogues
Every boot camp barracks had at least one guy with a Casanova complex who'd regale the others with his penis travelogues.
penis travelogues by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ September 26, 2010
Urban Penis Tionary
Urban Penis Tionary by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
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