penison

a fancy word for dick meat, like how red meat is called venison.

person 1: hey, did you eat any venison for dinner?

person 2: not much, but in bed i found some pretty hefty penison.

by pedobeeeeaaaar October 20, 2011

penison

when two penises think in unison

guy 1: dude, that girl is hot

guy 2: dude, she is hot

guy 1: ya, our penises are in penison

by SEXY SANJ April 25, 2010

Alfred lord penison

An English poet and playwright we all have to hear about in AP English Lit

I memorized some alfred lord penison lyrics for my AP English lit class

by D Flawless February 22, 2022

pensioners slap

A poor substitute for a shower when cold water is used to pat under the arms, between the legs and on the face.

Did you have a shower this morning? Nah, couldn't be arsed. I just had a pensioners slap.

by Chutney Didsby July 24, 2014

pension planner

In reference to dating and relationships.It's and older man or woman who may be retired or not and is in a relationship with a younger man or woman who are usually twice or three times the age of the younger man or woman.

Hey Dan is that your mother? No she is my girlfriend.Wow she is a really good looking pension planner!

by Black Death Metal August 14, 2008

Pension Leeches

People hired and paid by an American governmental agency (can be city, state, or federal) to do a service that directly helps people. These people are given a pension, but are mean and angry with people who call on the phone or in person. They hate the job, but love the benefits including the pension. Examples can be found all over any state.

The department of health has the most pension leeches of any agency in New Mexico USA.

by “Goat Head” aka puncture vine October 13, 2019

Penis On The Point

1. When playing a game. When the enemy team has a lot of activity on their payload/control point.

Matt: Bro they got Penis On The Point.

by Megaspacewaffles April 1, 2020