penisology

The study of wieners.
Hey! Me and greg had a great time in penisology class today.
by cheese and quackers June 27, 2014
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penisology

Penisology is the study that thots know of.

pleasing a penis
hence, penisology
Mark: Yo, did you hear how good Linda's head was last night?
Tim: yeah, she has a degree in penisology, go get checked for aids.
by PenisLover42069 October 17, 2018
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penisological clock

A penisological clock may also be known as an erectile clock. This penis aging clock is a "sex predictor" that can be used to measure the age of a guy when he can resume having an affair with another person outside of his marriage. It can have some psychological consequences as it can be tied to relationship difficulties, erectile dysfunction and masculine self-image.
Me: I know what you're capable of.
Him: I hope I'm not so old when we get together again that I can't perform.
Me: Yea, your penisological clock is ticking. :)
by Pools Rule October 19, 2015
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