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penisocity 

The level of your male partners arousal, usually measured on a scale of 1 to 10. One being the lowest, in other words, flacid/limp. and ten being the highest.
Hopefully, in ordinary day to day situations i.e shopping, washing the car or walking to the pub, your bloke is hopefully rated as a one, but as things start to heat up in the bedroom department, he increases to a (rather stonking) ten.....WOO-HOO!!
Usually, a good shagging can start to take place at around a level 7-8, as the penis will carry on swelling while you bonk away!!!

To find the level off your partners penisocity, either have a cheeky feel, or ask him what level of penisocity he is at!!!
penisocity by Emma-Louise August 28, 2006
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Penisity 

A relative measure of how much of a dick a person is.
Depending on your preferred news source, Mitt Romney may have higher or lower penisity as compared to Barrack Obama.
Penisity by homebrew dave November 7, 2012
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Penocity 

The velocity in which a males penis is sliding in an out of an object.
Guy 1: Dude you should have seen me banging this hot chick last night!

Guy 2: I wish i could have! What was your Penocity?
Penocity by BGerdes June 5, 2011

peniority 

The state of having a longer or bigger penis than someone else
Lebron: Dude i have a bigger penis than shaq
Dwyane: Wow man you have peniority over him
peniority by seksimopho September 5, 2012

periocity 

Periocity Another form of the phrase “period.”

So now when you say “period” you can follow it with “Periocity”
“Girl, did you see Megan Thee Stallion Shakin’ her ass?”
“Yess periocity!!!”

peniority 

having a penis that is much thicker, longer, and bigger than another. could either be circumcised or uncut.

usually includes ball size and how much cum is released.
"dude that girl is mine"

"bro no way she's mine, i have peniority over you"
peniority by bigballzboi September 20, 2012

Penisality 

The amount of sawg or bounce of am man or shemale's penis.
The penisality of his dick was so smooth it was like sexy chocolate.
Penisality by bexter the bunny November 28, 2011