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A penis that is forever trapped in exile becuse it like to much pussy and got purple balls in his face hole.

"Man I got so much pussay last night that my dick went into Penisile and now I got purple balls on my face!"

Penisile by Me Poopy Face May 20, 2014

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Penisilent

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

Penisilent by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

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Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese

The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.

Penisclerosis by boringtimes January 30, 2010

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penisillin

What you give a girl to get rid of her "headache"

My bitch didn't feel so good, so I gave her a shot of penisillin.

penisillin by longdongjimmyjohn June 11, 2003

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penisive

To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...

Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis

penisive by octocat September 20, 2012

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Penisicle

The result of freezing ones genitals in one's own cum.

Bob the Rapist: "That chick promised me a blowjob, so I made her a penisicle to suck on."

Penisicle by GraceDecade March 27, 2009

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penisite

a man with a small penis

My eleven year old brother is a penisite being that he has not yet reached puberty.

penisite by Hermione Wannabe March 3, 2007

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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