penisizer

1. (noun) Somebody that likes to penisize and does so quite frequently. Can be male or female.

2. (noun) Derogatory term for "homosexual."

1. Dude, he just grabbed my crotch! What a penisizer!

2. Back off, ya penisizer!

by PvtChurch May 8, 2005

Penisizer

1. One who is infatuated with the penis or multiple penises, sometimes simultaneously.

2. One who enjoys randomly grabbing people's penises; faggot

"You are a penisizer"

"Would you like to be penisized?"

by Franksta June 5, 2003

Penisilent

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese

The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.

by boringtimes January 30, 2010

penisberg

An iceberg in the shape of a penis. Not many people know this, but that's why the titanic got fucked.

Crew member: Did we just hit an iceberg?!?
Captain: Negative, that was a penisberg.

by essemmdee March 17, 2011

Peniser

A Peniser is a chronic and dedicated Masturbator. Most Penisers penis their penis for hours at a time and are very proud of being Masturbators.

Steve: I know Tony is a Peniser.
Rick: How do you know?
Steve: I saw him penising himself all day on Chaturbate yesterday.
Rick: Wow, I would have never guessed, he seems like such a nice guy

Mark: I always knew that guy was a Wanker!

by Antonio El Pajero March 15, 2019

penisive

To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...

Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis

by octocat September 20, 2012