castration

the end result to most hindu mythology
"...and then as punishment, his left nut fell off."
by lucy May 09, 2005
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castration

What women do to men when they marry them. Also see whipped.
The reason he looks so pathetic is because the stupid bastard got married and succumbed to castration by that shrew bitch of a wife.
by analfucker July 03, 2006
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castration

the punishment commonly received by naught buys who don't eat their veggies.
Mum: son you didn't eat your veggies you know what that means.
kid: no not that!
Mum: that's right castration time. *pulls out knife*
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Castrate

The process of cutting off a male's genitals.
I'll castrate you with a chicken's beak if you say pwn is pronounced "pween" one more time.
by Joseph September 18, 2004
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Trespassers will be castrated
by Shib May 14, 2002
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my girlfriend castrated me when she found out i was cheating on her.
by 69 December 24, 2004
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Castration

Emasculation. Removal of the male sexual organs. Practiced by ancient and barbaric societies where sex was considered highly evil.

Also used in the courts of ancient China to produce eunuchs, castrated male servants who could be trusted to be in close proximity to the Emperor. To be near the Emperor was to be near his harem, so naturally few men were allowed to be in his presence. Eunuchs were considered safe, since they had neither the will nor the ability to "sample the goods" as it were. As a result, eunuchs could gain special leverage with the Emperor, due to their proximity to him, and be appointed to high government offices. Towards the end of the 19th century, some of the most powerful men in the country were eunuchs.
Castration: I'm a take this meat cleaver to yo' nuts, bitch!
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