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Penisidus

A very rare and serious infection that starts in the penis. After your penis becomes fully infected, it spreads to the testicles and other areas. Some symptoms are itching, redness, rapid hair growth in the penis and testicle area, and burning. If you experience these symptoms you need to notify your doctor immediately.
My penis is burning! Maybe it's penisidus!
by Dr.VagLicker September 15, 2010
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Penisdump

A Place where you go to recycle your used dildos. Responsibly.
''Where can I throw my dildo?'' ''The penisdump!''
by GG_HotBabe July 17, 2012
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Penistious

Derived from the adjective facetious which means "treating serious issues with deliberately inappropriate humor; flippant" penistious is treating any issues in a penis-like manner with deliberately acting like a dick.
That politician was really being penistious during the debate. It is very penistious to say 'it is what it is.'
by Telgardo March 3, 2020
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penisitis

The overcompensation for having a smaller dick by being an even bigger one.
"I think that rude prick with the obnoxiously oversized truck suffers from penisitis."
by tah-dard! September 26, 2011
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penisdufflebag

a huge bag that carries around your penis for you. So you dont have extra weight in that erea
my penis is so dam heavy, unles i use my penisdufflebag
by max1639 January 23, 2008
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penisitus

When your penis grows to be too big and causes the nerves in most of your lower body to go directly to your penis, therefore there are not enough nerve endings in your legs and feet causing the person to have extreme difficulty walking or performing simple tasks involving the legs or causing the legs and feet to be rendered completely useless in more severe cases. Penisitus is usually self diagnosed and incurable.
If you keep eating all that meat with growth hormones in it , you're going to get penisitus before the end of your puberty.
by Soda_pop March 11, 2016
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penisus

1. a penis that has wings.

2. a cross between Jesus and a penis. a penis which resembles the popularized image of Jesus.
a penis with long hair and beard.
the penisus flew swiftly accross the moonlit

sky in search of ointment.
by privatmike August 20, 2009
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