penisfish 

a fish with a 8 inch penis!!

i dont want a fish with a dick bigger then mine!

daddy i want a "penisfish"

penisfish by your moms sinky hole June 8, 2010

Penisfish 

Beware they carry many diseases. There are many of these you can catch in parking lots all around America... A "Penis fish" is any girl in a parking lot over the age of 18. A Penis fish may bite unprovoked unless they are already attached to a man. Penis fish can be caught with bait but you can choose which species you want, if you have money - you get a Gold Digger Penis Fish, cool clothes - you get a Broke Penis Fish, any drugs - you get a Crack Penis Fish, if you put a picture of Leonardo DiCaprio on your line, you will get a Hopeless Romantic Penis Fish. Good Luck Fishing my fellow Fisherman...

Kyle: Hey Bill, do you see all those fine penisfish over there... Bill: Why yes I do, see all I have to do is pull down my pants andd.... Kyle: OH GOD IT THINKS ITS TAKING AUTHORITY OVER YOU AND OH NO IT WANTS YOUR HOUSE AND CHILDREN!... Bill: Run KYLE my BAIT WAS WRONG ITS A HOUSEWIVE PENISFISH!...

Penisfish by FishermanG November 8, 2022

Edward Penisfingers 

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

Edward Penisfingers by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009

peniswise 

A horny female clown that will kill for cock.

Guy1: See that clown over there?
Guy 2: That clown is peniswise! Oh no let's run!

peniswise by Ima P. Ness December 4, 2016

pencefish

A subterranean species of blind fish which shares a common trait with Indiana Governor Mike Pence; both have a facial orifice used to expel feces. Also known as the Hoosier cavefish or Amblyopsis Hoosieri.

That pencefish is spewing a lot of shit from it's face!

pencefish by czxxx May 22, 2015

pencilfish 

the coolest damn tropical fish you can find.
small, colorful, easy to feed,easy to breed...etc

crap expensive tho

duuude i just got a pair of pencilfish

how much?

i dont wanna talk about it

pencilfish by BottomfeederFISH April 28, 2009

Penisism 

1. rule or domination by a the person with the largest penis.

2. a political system, state, etc. dominated by the person with the largest penis.

3. a way of determining order by the size of the penis of the participants.

Allan: So, who gets to go first ?
Bob: Definitely me, by right of penisism.
Allan: Huh ?
Bob: My penis is way bigger than yours Allan.
Allan: ...

Penisism by Ragnarok7000 October 29, 2009