Penisfire

The sensation that occurs when a male person gets a venereal disease.

John cried loudly because of his penisfire.

by BugsyTK January 4, 2007

Penisilent

When the male member starts disobeying orders

Marcia and Ben were seeking consummation until Ben's member became flaccid and penisilent

by Clifhanger April 12, 2017

Penisfrappler

noun: one who engages in penisfrappling

noun: One who enjoys penisfrapple

noun: someone who needs more penisfrapple

Did you see the amount of penisfrapple that penisfrappler penisfrappled? Unbelievable!

by Huey Lewis and the Poops December 7, 2010

Edward Penisfingers

A sad misunderstood man who lives in a castle of regret upon a hilltop of doom, far from social interaction and reality. Often surrounds himself with various computers that simulate a social life, and clings to people he meets on the Internet as though they're The One due to not having any real knowledge of interpersonal relationships to put things in perspective. Often found browsing the thinkgeek website with a hand down his pants and feeling sorry for himself.

"hi IRC, Have you seen Amy?" - "No" - "How about now? Now? Now? Now? Sigh, I love her" - "Dude, you're such an Edward Penisfingers"

by NefariousKitten February 23, 2009

penisive

To be a penis, or to be difficult and hard to work with...

Jim: The sky is blue
Bob: why??
Jim: because the atmosphere makes it that way
Bob: Why
Jim: ... Stop being penisive you penis

by octocat September 20, 2012

penisbird

A species of Macaw known for its tendency to alight on one's erect penis. It is not clearly understood why these birds choose to land on penises.

Should a penisbird perch on your pecker, do not panic. The bird will most likely groom himself for a while and leave. Do not harm the penisbird, as they are an endangered species and must be protected.

There is naught more beautiful than a flock of penisbirds in flight, so long as you have your pants up.

by josh@rootpoot January 28, 2004

penisified

the act of being hit in the face with a penis.

AH HA ! you have just been penisified!

by penismaster690 November 30, 2010