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A subterranean species of blind fish which shares a common trait with Indiana Governor Mike Pence; both have a facial orifice used to expel feces. Also known as the Hoosier cavefish or Amblyopsis Hoosieri.
That pencefish is spewing a lot of shit from it's face!
pencefish by czxxx May 22, 2015
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Peachfish 

A slang term for a woman's genitalia, specifically when aroused. This is seen in Tom Robbins Still Life With Woodpecker (Bantam, 1980) as Princess Leigh-Cheri refers to her own bits as "the half-shellfish half-peach that occupied the warm, watery bowl of her nether regions" on page 20.
"She'd descovered that silk had a tendency to agitate the peachfish." (22-23)

"A sudden jolt shot through her peachfish, fuzz and fin." (73)
Peachfish by Lady Jujube May 3, 2006

penisfish 

a fish with a 8 inch penis!!
i dont want a fish with a dick bigger then mine!

daddy i want a "penisfish"

pencilfish 

the coolest damn tropical fish you can find.
small, colorful, easy to feed,easy to breed...etc

crap expensive tho
duuude i just got a pair of pencilfish

how much?

i dont wanna talk about it
pencilfish by BottomfeederFISH April 28, 2009
When the pelicans are friends with a family of fish. So when a family of fish has baby fish and when those baby fish grow up and are ready to move out of home the pelicans scope them up in their chin beak and fly away to a different beach and deposit them at that beach. Then, when those fish grow up and have baby fish of their own and then those baby fish grow up and are ready to move out the same pelican friend scoops them up in their beak chin and fly's back to the original beach. Then deposits those fish with the grandparent fish. Thus creating the Pelefish cycle!
"DId you see that Pelefish cycle in nemo?" - Caitlin
"It was pretty cool hey" - Maximus
Pelefish by Drezzlek August 8, 2019
My peefish won't quit barking.
peefish by EvilFaerie April 9, 2008

Penceshit 

pence.shit

/pens/SHit/
Noun, adjective, explicative.
Origin: 2020 Vice Presidential Debate when a fly was attracted to Mike Pence.
Definition:

1.) Nonsense, either inaccurate statements spoken out of ignorance rather than deception.
2.) Irrelevant statements spoken to avoid answering a direct question or to divert the conversation.

3.) False bravado.
4.) To call out a lie.
“If you tell me you can bench press 450, hell, we'll load up the bar and put you under it. Either you can do it or you can't do it—you can't Penceshit.”

Antonym: Honest, forthright, sincere, good faith, true.
Penceshit by That_one_girl__ October 7, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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