penis-fight 

when two penises meet hole to hole and begin to pee on each other in a violent sort of manner. when both dicks begin to call each other mean unapeeing words. hahah get it peeing

have a penis-fight in bed

penis-fight by bbboooobie mama July 23, 2009

penis fight 

When two men who have a common dislike for each other, they will in rare occasions whip out there trusty steeds and do battle.

Ex 1
Jim: I don't enjoy your company
Tim: Then lets penis fight
Ex 2
Tod: Dude you totally just took my girlfriend
Mark: You where not pleasing her anyways
Tod: You douche! Lets penis fight!

penis fight by KowasakiNinja June 14, 2010

Penis Fright 

When you don't want to pee in a urinal because someone is standing next to you.

It's quite common, so don't feel weird if you have it.

I admit I have penis fright. The very thought of another guy pissing right next to me when I'm trying to just stalls my bladder.

Example Situation:

John entered a public restroom. Having not used the bathroom for a few hours, he really needed to. He didn't have time to reach a stall, and besides, they were all taken.

John decided to use a urinal. He unzipped his fly, and just when he was going to release himself, a burly man stands next to him to do the same. Meanwhile, John is standing there, afraid, confused, wondering what his penis' reaction will be.

He just couldn't. John went to his doctor to ask him why he couldn't urinate in a urinal whilst standing next to another guy.

There was only one thing.

John had penis fright.

Penis Fright by Mr. Sacman July 17, 2009

Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3 

A ROM hack of Super Mario Bros. 3 which was released in late 2004. It seems to serve as either a glorification of the low-brow style of ROM hacking or a satire of it, perhaps a little of both. It was created by a ROM hacker named Dr. Floppy.

I just played Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3. I now have absolutely no hope for humanity whatsoever.

Super Nazi Penis Cartel Freedom Fighters 3 by RXtasy January 1, 2005

penislightswitch 

Someone who is bold enough to swing so low as to write a definition about someone but not strong enough to confront them in person. Probably smokes or pops pills (maybe even both). Basically a weak-minded person who's mind is still left in High School. Probably treats others in a very condescending manor or is known for being a bitch. They have so much to say yet they don't know or don't care to get to know others well. They think the world revolves around them and will have someone else put them in their place one day.

PenisLightSwitch - Someone who can hide safely behind a computer screen but wont step up to the person they wrote the definition about because they know they'd get their head smashed in.

-Karma's a bitch isn't it?

penislightswitch by xXGuessWhoB1tchXx87 March 5, 2012