Penince

penince (pen - nince)
noun
a cooler way to refer to a piece of land almost surrounded by water or projecting out into a body of water.

I say we all go to Becky’s house. It’s just 20 minutes south of S.F. on the Penince.

by Ace Fantagious June 18, 2020

penance

A noun used to describe the act of atonement for a crime or a sin. Penance usually involves corporeal punishment or demeaning tasks.

When Rhiannon's daughter was missing, it was believed that Rhiannon ate her. As penance for this act, Rhiannon was to carry visitors to the castle on her back.

by celticshiva March 1, 2004

Penis Penance

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..

Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!

by MrPabloE September 16, 2018

StMarks Penance

A naughty catholic school girl kneelin' on a broomstick with a cock in her mouth hummin' the Act of Contrition.

Sister Mary made Kristina perform a StMarks Penance since she came to school coked up again.

by Williamsburg Poet Society August 6, 2009

penice

Two or more penises, at the same location simultaneously.

Sean suckes penice, he is a slut, because otherwise, he would only be sucking one cock (particularly Patrick Moschiano's).

by Damn It All To The Depths Of Hell! August 21, 2007

Peniscentesis

The surgical process of removing excess fluid from ones penis

Because Richards viagra didn’t wear off, he had to go to the emergency room for a peniscentesis

by Eyepoker September 9, 2018

Good Lord there's penice!

An expression used when someone online tricks you into looking at gay porn.

guy: google gay sex
guy2: GOOD LORD THERE'S PENICE!

by ComradeWave April 12, 2023