Penonce

Pedophille and nonce combined

The priest was a right penonce

by ColinAlmighty November 8, 2016

Penocentrism

new-age religion in which the penis is regarded as god; members participate in daily rituals to beome one with the penis; daily rituals allow members to reach Nirvana and allow them to become fully self-actualized human beings

What church do you go to? I am a member of the Penocentrism faith community.

by Snoopy Pugh February 23, 2012

Penocentric

The act of including a reference to ones penis in various circumstances either by direct reference or insinuation.

He is so Penocentric always taking about his cock, dick, penis... etc.

Speaking of big, you should see my Penis.

You know, having a great penis is all I need...

That ______, reminds me of my penis

by JamesClan September 1, 2013

penance

A noun used to describe the act of atonement for a crime or a sin. Penance usually involves corporeal punishment or demeaning tasks.

When Rhiannon's daughter was missing, it was believed that Rhiannon ate her. As penance for this act, Rhiannon was to carry visitors to the castle on her back.

by celticshiva March 1, 2004

Penis Penance

When your wife/partner has to spend some time working the shaft as a result of a wrong doing that they committed..

Person 1: Honey! I just bought a new handbag and shoes with your bonus cheque!

Person 2: Dam! You need some Penis Penance to make up for that shit!!

by MrPabloE September 16, 2018

StMarks Penance

A naughty catholic school girl kneelin' on a broomstick with a cock in her mouth hummin' the Act of Contrition.

Sister Mary made Kristina perform a StMarks Penance since she came to school coked up again.

by Williamsburg Poet Society August 6, 2009

penoice

A penis that is noice

Girl 1: he has a nice penis.

Girl 2: I guess you could say he has a penoice

by Penoice March 21, 2017