Peninches

A unit of measurement used to quantify the length of a male phallus

Hey baby wanna come back to my place tonight? I have some red wine and ten peninches with your name on them.

by ADANOSH June 6, 2015

Penchester Penited

Penchester Penited is a football club based in Manchester , England , who can only win by bribing referees , and are known for signing finished penalty takers like Pristiano Penaldo and Pruno Penandes or bench warmers like Jadon Bencho or Donny Van de Bench , and hiring finished coaches , or signing samsung fridges like harry maguire , nemanja matic or fred

Me :its a shame Penchester Penited have dropped points agaist Burnley
My friends : thats because they spent all their money signing harry maguire and they didnt have enough to bribe the referee
Me : but what about the new signings ?
My friend : the finished pen takers unfortunately havent gotten a pen

Me : what a finished football club !

by victoras69 February 12, 2022

Penchester United

Penchester United is a team based in Manchester, England
They shithouses a win by diving and getting dodgy pen calls

Hey did you watch that game last night where Penchester United got a penalty after full time?

by LuciThaDevi June 28, 2021

Penischeese

Penischeese is a very high quality form of cheese. It is make out of male cum, which is then boiled down until it curdles. The curds will begin getting hard, as you steam them, be sure to not let them to hard or else they will burst. When the penischeese is hard enough, but not too hard, strain them, pick them up and then beat them until needed. Have fun! But not too much...

“What new kink are we gonna try today?” - mistress

“Well... I was thinking penischeese...” - man hoe
“What’s that?” - mistress
“Cheese made from cum...” - man hoe
...
“...i want a divorce...” - mistress

“WE ARENT EVEN MARRIED JDMFMSKD?!?!” man hoe

by Piece Of Shitt January 16, 2021

penicles

penis and testicles together--from the ancient and little known Greek god "Penicles" (pronounced peena cleez') who was the god of male genitalia a very early forerunner and inspiration to Freud who connected everything with sex

My penicles were itching and I couldn't find any baby powder.

by Bill Jackson July 25, 2006

sloppy penncrest

When a girl uses mayo to finger herself and then proceeds to leave the mayo in her vagina. A few days later a man will eat said girl out and will get maggots, that have infested in said vagina to live in said mayo, in his mouth.

Sloppy nigger house! Did you hear about the girl who gave the sloppy penncrest, she's dirty as shit!

by silverandwhite June 23, 2008

pinches policia

Spanish for "Fuckin' police"

*Sees a 911* "Pinches Policia, escúchame chingatumadre, nunca me encontrarás
So para de mirar, no me controlas, te controlo.

by Jfk GotShotGG March 7, 2016